a goofy, silly, and homegrown comedy blog by DOH

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Recent Activities:

INT. Water Cooler- Day

Eugine: What's wrong with your neck?"

Guss: I fell asleep playing Jetman last night.

Eugine: Are those the same clothes you had on yesterday? 

Guss: ...

Eugine: ... And the day before?

Guss:...

Eugine: Guss... how long have you been sleeping at the office?

(looks over to see a pile of Hostess wrappers on Guss' desk.)

...Suzie in marketing found a bong in the mens bathroom... 

Guss: ... 

Eugine: Seriously Guss...

Guss: ...

Eugine: ... and the glass has been broken off the front of the snack machine.

Guss: ...

Eugine: It's over... Get out. You Smell.

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