INT. Water Cooler- Day
Eugine: What's wrong with your neck?"
Guss: I fell asleep playing Jetman last night.
Eugine: Are those the same clothes you had on yesterday?
Guss: ...
Eugine: ... And the day before?
Guss:...
Eugine: Guss... how long have you been sleeping at the office?
(looks over to see a pile of Hostess wrappers on Guss' desk.)
...Suzie in marketing found a bong in the mens bathroom...
Guss: ...
Eugine: Seriously Guss...
Guss: ...
Eugine: ... and the glass has been broken off the front of the snack machine.
Guss: ...
Eugine: It's over... Get out. You Smell.
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